Hello!
Today was productive. I've had an approximate total of three naps, experienced the same lasagna twice (think about it...) and started a sentence that did start with "uuugh!" or "poor meee!" maybe once... That sentence right there.
My guts have held me hostage again. I've been sulking about the cruel irony that I want to comfort myself in the only way I know how (by shoving food in my face) and can't. Still in near total denial of the likelihood that am possibly a little lactose sensitive because who wants to admit that their favourite thing in the world makes them occasionally spend a day in the fetal position crying for their mummy? For the record - if I am lactose sensitive/intolerant/whatever, the Five Guys salted caramel milkshake was 100% worth it. It's like..just..I have no words.
Anyhoo, yesterday was enough fun for two days, so I won't complain (hah!). It was my first ever Race for Life Pretty Muddy Event. It lived up to its name. Before and after shots:
Today was productive. I've had an approximate total of three naps, experienced the same lasagna twice (think about it...) and started a sentence that did start with "uuugh!" or "poor meee!" maybe once... That sentence right there.
My guts have held me hostage again. I've been sulking about the cruel irony that I want to comfort myself in the only way I know how (by shoving food in my face) and can't. Still in near total denial of the likelihood that am possibly a little lactose sensitive because who wants to admit that their favourite thing in the world makes them occasionally spend a day in the fetal position crying for their mummy? For the record - if I am lactose sensitive/intolerant/whatever, the Five Guys salted caramel milkshake was 100% worth it. It's like..just..I have no words.
Anyhoo, yesterday was enough fun for two days, so I won't complain (hah!). It was my first ever Race for Life Pretty Muddy Event. It lived up to its name. Before and after shots:
Shit for brains
Shit in hair (probably)
Not too sure what I can say that I've not said before about Race For Life. My first ever running event was a Race For Life and I couldn't have had a better boot up the butt to get into this running malarkey. No sense of competition, no negativity. Just a bugger ton of women clad in pink and game for a laugh, coming together for an awesome cause.
What was different to the usual on this particular event though was pretty obvious - the oodles of Singleton Park cack smeared up and down me at the end. My camera didn't do the aftermath justice at all. My bath tub looked like I'd been storing fertilizer in it for a week after I was done showering. This was Swansea's inaugural Pretty Muddy event and I sure as shit hope it won't be the last!
Here's some stuff what sticks out in my memory of the morning:
1. Power walking about the equivalent of the race distance just getting to the bloody thing.
Because of my tip top organizational skills, the car journey up to the race consisted of me gripping at my steering wheel, wide eyed and barking "BUT WHERE DO I PARK?!!" at Andy, who was trying to mind his own business in the passenger seat. That, or he was willing said passenger seat to swallow him whole so he didn't have to witness my having a mental breakdown in the middle of a busy road. By some miracle, we made it with about 10 minutes to spare, during which I happily watched the warm up, after which it dawned on me that I should have been doing said warm up. I so intent on getting to the thing on time, that I briefly forgot that I was participating in the thing. Oops.
"Look how much fun they're having! Wait...didn't I come here to do something?"
2. SPACE HOPPERS!!
I've only ever done one obstacle race in my time, and from that experience and seeing similar events advertised, it's easy to see why people can be under the impression that such events are testosterone fueled strength tests full of fire and fear and ALMOST DEATH!! Some are (without the whole death bit, of course. I doubt many people would fork out fifty quid for a spot of wall climbing with a side order of their inevitable demise) like that and that's fine, but Race For Life ain't about that ish. Fun is the aim of the game, and they dished it out in spades. The obstacles included hopping through pink tyres, bouncing off giant inflatable hurdles and (my favorite, in case you couldn't already tell) SPACE HOPPERS! It's very hard to take a sporting event seriously when you're straddling a massive, boingy ball and trying not to smack the floor with your face because you can't concentrate on laughing and staying upright simultaneously.
The big, blow up slide at the finish line into a pool of muddy water was pretty good too..
3. WUMMIN!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if you want to lighten the mood anywhere,fling a bunch of women together, provide them with some tacky pink accessories and send them on their merry way (ever witnessed a hen do? A lot can be said for a set of plastic penis head boppers). The sense of lightheartedness and camaraderie at any Race For Life is amazing. Everyone gees each other along, and there is sub zero competition - no one's out there to beat anyone, and nothing is taken seriously, even if the reason why we're all there is never far from our minds. Reading the heart wrenching stories of cancer survivors and fighters on people's rear race bibs nearly has me weeping openly in public every year, but I always finish the races with a massive, cheesy grin on my face. I just...gah!!
4. Medals. Obvs.
I mean, why else does anyone do anything ever?
Just a short one today. Sorry. Or you're welcome. Delete as appropriate.
Whinging about my digestive plight has taken it out of me and I want to go to bed now, because clearly it isn't enough for me to be able to count a day's naps on only one hand. Just thought I'd check in and brag about the fun I had, because I cannot obtain a medal and not wang on about it. It's just not possible. Hope you had a great weekend and that you were a functioning human for the whole thing as opposed to just half of it. If you weren't, I hope that someone patted your head and offered you soup.
Byee!
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